When Marshall came into work today he found a bunch of leftover chips from Cinco de Mayo in the back room. Well, he knew what he concentrating on tonight. Now if only he could find some salsa.

[I'll be slow from 8-10 since it's incest theater on the CW tonight]

Tino found himself alone at Caritas tonight. Sorry, dude, hockey was more important to Marshall than helping you out.

[I might fall asleep at any moment. Mod Tino please]

Marshall didn't know why the zombies were playing old school Britney Spears all night, but he certainly wasn't about to complain about it. Damn songs were catchy.

Marshall was a bit late to work tonight but luckily it happened so much that it had gotten to the point where he took Tino's glares as a sign of love and affection. Yes, it is possible to get that deluded.

Marshall was a bit late to work today because he was busy doing something of extreme importance.

Or he had been attempting to make a fort made entirely of Peeps.

Either one.

[I swear to Jacob I need a show to watch on Wednesdays because that's the only way I remember what goddamn day it is]

Marshall was highly disturbed by whatever it was going on outside. He had considered not going to work but eventually came to the decision that he'd come in, but spend his time in the back room watching hockey instead.

He thought it was a nice compromise.

Marshall was spending his shift at the bar making a pros and cons list of growing a sweet mustache like the one he had over the weekend. Tino was trying to convince him to go with a mutten chops look but somehow Marshall didn't think Lily would approve of that. It was too 70's gay bar.

Marshall was spending his Caritas shift trying to decide whether it was more fun to have a plastic sword or a tiny umbrella in your drink. Why not have both, you ask? Come on, now. Let's not get silly.

Marshall was almost glad he had to work today. He couldn't keep track of this Olympics stuff anymore. There were too many high pressure situations and he swore he almost had a heart attack watching curling the other day. It wasn't healthy.

Marshall brought his laptop with him into work today, mostly because could not stop youtubing videos of adorable kittens. It might be an addiction. The cutest addiction ever.